Warning: Madness Inside
A Quick Guide to Nice Guy(TM) Responses (aka You Can't Win):
Act friendly: "She lead me on! Bitch!"
Don't act friendly: "She didn't give me a chance! Bitch!"
Let them down nicely: "Well she said 'not right now', so I'll keep trying 'til she changes her mind."
Flat-out say no: "What?! But I'm so nice! What a bitch! I'll keep trying 'til she changes her mind because she OWES me now."
Date someone else: "Ugh, women only date jerks!"
Don't date someone else: "Hello?! You clearly are single and so am I, why aren't we naked yet?"
Marry someone else, have baby, die tragically fighting Voldemort: "Now I will torture her emotionally and physically abused son because I loved her so much and she married that jackass Potter instead!"

Castiel: The New Tenth Doctor

nothazellancaster:

Hank Green in YouTubers React to: Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared [x]

barbiesalpha:

“I don’t want to forget.”

favorite everlark moments (requested by Karni like a million years ago)

flozac:

the principal at my school made an announcement yesterday that the girls need to start covering up and then i found this in the hallway

flozac:

the principal at my school made an announcement yesterday that the girls need to start covering up and then i found this in the hallway

did-you-kno:

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thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

pleatedjeans:

What a Coincidence! (21 Pics)

THAT CAT ONE

The cat is all ‘HUMAN NO WHY IS MY FACE ON THAT’

lordnightmare:

I need a proper look, gotta draw its fire, gotta give it a target.

How?

This was the best scene in that episode. I laughed my bum off. XD

According to the Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows book, the home of Harry’s parents, James and Lily Potter, had been left untouched since the night that Voldemort murdered the couple and left Harry with his signature lightning bolt scar. Stuart Craig was inspired by the village of Lavenham, in Suffolk, when it came to recreating the Potters’ cottage in Godric’s Hollow.

browneyedtrickster:
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kid-with-whale-pajamas:

lana-del-cunt:

tragicvillain:

badhoruss:

to everyone who has ever heard phantom skype noises while listening to music

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oH MY GOD.

FUCK YOU

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